I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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