This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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