SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.