Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.

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