i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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So much rum. So many feels.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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