But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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