she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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