once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
