Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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