drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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