Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
