scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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