...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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