Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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