what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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