I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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