dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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