She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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