Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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