People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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