Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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