I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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