you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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