Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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