My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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