Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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