so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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