What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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