It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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