You really coming over, don't trick.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Drake has all the answers
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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