He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We talked him into tasing himself.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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