I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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