fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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