is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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