Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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