He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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