so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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