You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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