Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
id be glad to
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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