She's JV to your varsity
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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