what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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