he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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