What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Randomize
