Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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