so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
we should paint friendship bongs
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