My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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