You surviving the open bar?
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He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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