Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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