I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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