i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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