Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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