You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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