Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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