We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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