your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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